It’s back, and just as awesomely ridiculous as ever. A whole new season of American Gladiators has started. There are so many things to say, I don’t know where to begin. Let’s start with the return of last years champions. After winning a year’s supply of steroids last season, Monica is […]
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We are only a few days away from the return of the most ridiculous competition in the history of anything. No, I’m not talking about donkey basketball, I’m talking about American Gladiators! Finally returning this Monday.
It’s about time too. I’m getting sick of all these sporting events that are barely even scripted! […]
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A brief synopsis of today’s “The Herd” morning show on ESPN radio:
–Roger Clemens apologized for something
–Some mumbling about a horse
–STOP THE PRESSES!! Colin Cowherd rented Into The Wild this weekend!
–Thorough analysis of movie plot and editing
–In-depth discussion of Sean Penn’s directorial motives and actor’s portrayal of protagonist
–30 minutes of listener commentary and discussion with Mr. […]
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Almost immediately after coming in second place at the Kentucky Derby the horse known as Eight Belles broke both front ankles in the victory lap and had to be euthanized on the spot. This is a grim and unfortunate situation as we all know. However PETA, an organization alway looking to attack horse […]
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Students at a high school in Ann Arbor, Michigan were shocked to discover that their school had not one but TWO active and functioning lacrosse teams. The teams made national news yesterday when the varsity men’s team simultaneously dropped trou in an effort to get a JV lacrosse chick to go to prom with one […]
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Looking to start a franchise (ahem, cough, Miami)? Look no further than Jake Long, the 2008 draft Rock of Gibraltar. Straight out of an accolade-studded four years at Michigan, this 320 lb. behemoth moves with the agility of a 250-pounder, and pound he likes to do. Long doesn’t just take down the defense, he plows […]
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Naturally the first thing that springs to mind is steroids, a needle in the arm. Scary really. This makes it an easy one to condemn. Between needles, and esoteric babble about chemicals and hormones, it’s easy to scare the crap out of the general public. And in this case, with good cause. But “performance enhancing” […]
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