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This Just In: Danica Patrick Slams Buckman at Indy 500

 
    Danica, you’re still hot.  We still love you.  Try not to bang up other team’s crews too much tho, its not becoming of a lady.  Leave that to Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder.
     Enjoy the video of Danica hitting Charles Buckman of Dale Coyne Racing. 
 

 

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This Just In: Bookie Arrested, TV and Phone in Custody

     Kolkata, India.  Last night police arrested a 6th bookie in an ICL and IPL gambling ring (those are cricket leagues…oh wait, here you go wiki cricket). 

     When the police arrested Manoj Mau (37) they took his television and Nokia cell phone and 160,000 Rupees (that’s $4,000USD…big ballin!).  Appearing in court today, Mau was remanded […]

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This Just In: I’m The Juggernaut Bitch…Arrested

     Well, it was a rowdy one in Florida last night.  Miami Dolphins fullback Reagan "Juggernaut" Mauia was arrested early Friday morning, accused of punching a man in the face. 
    According to witnesses, Michael Gianatassio (sounds like a meathead to me) and his girlfriend were walking by when Mauia asked Gianatassio what he was […]

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This Just In: Tampa Bay Devil Rays pitcher Al Reyes Arrested on Birthday

     So I was going to write about Rapper Vanilla "I didn’t steal the song" Ice getting arrested in South Florida, but alas, an athlete got hauled in and now you get a sports story…
     Last night, about 2:30AM, Tampa Bay Devil Rays pitcher Al Reyes got drunk, picked a fight, fell down, and spit blood on […]

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Espy Awards Come Out of the Closet

It was reported this week that former N’SYNC member Justin Timberlake will host the 16th Annual ESPY Awards on ESPN on July 20th. The former mouseketeer will emcee the festivities live from the Nokia Theatre. Yeah, makes sense, because when I think manliness and sports, I think Justin Timberlake. What, was Richard Simmons busy? Come […]

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This Just In: Kenyatta Jones Shimmy, Shake and Jiggle on Dance Floor

     At 3:30 this morning, Kenyatta Lapoleon Jones, was arrested outside of The Blue Martini in Tampa, FL.  In an apparent move to urinate on the dance floor, Jones, 29, was promptly asked to leave the club.  When nightclub security and "extra-duty" police officers escorted him out of the club, Jones turned back and pushed […]

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This Just In: FIA President Sex Scandal

    According to News of the World (UK) and the London Online Times, FIA president Max Mosely has been videotaped in a sex scandal.  The photos and video hit the web early this morning.  By the way, FIA stands for Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile…that’s French for open wheel Nascar. 
     Stay tuned to National Lampoon Radio […]

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