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Well….it’s on now….

The Court of Arbitration for Sport just ruled that my old friend Oscar Pistorius’s prosthetic legs are legal, and he will be allowed to compete at the Olympics.
Click here if you want to see where this started for me.
So, I’ll be “accidentally” losing my feet in a motorcycle accident later this week and replacing them […]

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The Buck and Heroin Stop Here: Olympian Falls From Grace

      In an ongoing investigation, former track star Tim Montgomery has been indicted on heroin distribution charges.  He was accused of dealing more than 100 grams of mother superior in Virginia over the past year, according to the Virginian-Pilot.

     While the speed freak maintains his innocence in the case, he is, however, about to be […]

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NEWSFLASH: IOC Recommends New Steroid Testing Procedure….

In a stunning move late Wednesday the 23rd of April the International Olympic Committee recommended a new and revolutionary steroid testing procedure.  Instructional video available below…

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German Swim Team Tests Positive for Speedos

The German Olympic swim team will not be allowed to wear the Speedo LZR. For the six of you who follow olympic swimming, or the three of you keeping up with my posts, you already know about Speedo’s LZR swimsuit. For those of you not familiar, the Speedo LZR swimsuit is world most […]

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Talking Photos: Speedo LZR Won’t Save This Chicken Wing

Speedo LZR’s might be fast, but are they fast enough?

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Performance enhancing. What the hell does that mean anyway?

Naturally the first thing that springs to mind is steroids, a needle in the arm.  Scary really.  This makes it an easy one to condemn.  Between needles, and esoteric babble about chemicals and hormones, it’s easy to scare the crap out of the general public.  And in this case, with good cause.  But “performance enhancing” […]

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Talking Photos: Olympic Thoughts, by Stewie

If all Chinese persons interior monologue sounded like Stewie…

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