Answer Man: What Are You?
Dear Answer Man,
Where the hell have you been? Hockey goes off for a few days and you split. What gives?
Zaven (St. Louis-MO)
Z,
Dude, things have been crazy at AMHQ. It is Mother’s Day Week and Answer Mom has me running all over the place. More importantly I finally got started on my movie. I’m writing the sequel to “Don’t Be A Menace To South Central While Sippin’ Your Gin And Juice”. My movie is called, “Seriously, Don’t Be A Disturbance To North County While Eating Your Pork Rinds”. The main obstacle I am faced with is the fact that I don’t have 23 siblings to play the different characters like those dastardly Wayans brothers and sister. I am currently at a stopping point. Will this kill the project? Nah, Big Rhonda might be able to help. She apparently knows a lot of dudes and majority of them like to suck her feet.
Oh, yeah the playoffs are gearing back up. I’m riding Philly like a jockey on Eight Belles. Crosby needs to ditch the nasty ‘stache. Hell, Answer Mom’s friend Phyllis has a thicker moustache then he does. Sheesh! The Western Conference match up may cause me to vomit uncontrollably. I hate both teams with a serious passion. The only redeeming factor is that Dallas Drake is a Red Wing. Texas hockey fans suck too by the way.
-AM-
Answer-Man@stlouisgametime.com
Side Notes- I’m rockin’ the Ducky Boys today. It is going to be a good day and I found $2 in my pocket this morning!
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