That’s right. Our suspicions are correct. A-Rod is a wuss. During some form of in-hospital press conference that the Yankees apparently hold for the wives of players, A-Rod’s wife called him “Wimpy.”

Finally, someone on the inside has come out and given us cold hard facts to back our suspicions that the Yankees are a bunch of wimps. During the birth of his first daughter, the infamous Yankee passed out on a couch not only proving he’s a wuss, but also abandoning his wife while she was in labor.

Mrs. A-Rod went on to say that her husband cannot deal with any form of medical situation. Not even A-Rod’s wife will back-up his manliness.

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