A brief synopsis of today’s “The Herd” morning show on ESPN radio:
–Roger Clemens apologized for something
–Some mumbling about a horse
–STOP THE PRESSES!! Colin Cowherd rented Into The Wild this weekend!

–Thorough analysis of movie plot and editing
–In-depth discussion of Sean Penn’s directorial motives and actor’s portrayal of protagonist
–30 minutes of listener commentary and discussion with Mr. Cowherd himself on merits/pitfalls of Into The Wild

–Cedric Benson took a boat ride
–60 second summary of all NBA news
–BREAKING NEWS! Colin Cowherd has NOT read the book Into The Wild!

–Touching listener phone calls on merits of the book over the movie
–30-minute rant on how people who backpack through Europe are hippies that think they’re better than everyone else

–Colin did not shower this morning
–60-second NFL summary
–People who sleep more than 7 hours a night are weak

What playoffs? Didn’t you hear? Colin Cowherd just rented Into The Wild

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