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Baseball is Here, and With It Comes Overrated Jabronis

I am an unabashed Philadelphia Phillies fan, so opening day always brings immense joy followed by unbelievable pain. Today’s up-and-down loss to the Washington Nationals was no different.
But at least I got to be proven right amongst my circle of Phillie fan friends — as I often am when it comes to the front office’s […]

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This Just In: Kenyatta Jones Shimmy, Shake and Jiggle on Dance Floor

     At 3:30 this morning, Kenyatta Lapoleon Jones, was arrested outside of The Blue Martini in Tampa, FL.  In an apparent move to urinate on the dance floor, Jones, 29, was promptly asked to leave the club.  When nightclub security and "extra-duty" police officers escorted him out of the club, Jones turned back and pushed […]

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Answer Man: Marian Gaborik is a Bum

 
Dear Answer Man,
 
Any Chance you caught that amazing 2 on 1 with Demitra and Gaborik the other night where Gaborik scored his 40th?  Man, that was  incredible.  These two are so good.
 
Tom (St. Paul-MN)
 
Hey Tom, let’s get something straight here Bud.  I don’t fancy any Euro player much less these two.  Demitra used to play […]

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“Historic” #1 Final Four? Smells like #2

All anyone can talk about in regards to the NCAA men’s b-ball tourney after this weekend is the “historic” circumstance of having an all #1 seed Final Four line up. As if I didn’t get the concept beaten over my head enough Sunday night, all we’re going to hear for the next week (and probably […]

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This Just In: FIA President Sex Scandal

    According to News of the World (UK) and the London Online Times, FIA president Max Mosely has been videotaped in a sex scandal.  The photos and video hit the web early this morning.  By the way, FIA stands for Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile…that’s French for open wheel Nascar. 
     Stay tuned to National Lampoon Radio […]

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Better get that FCS subscription

Many a bracket was destroyed by the final four. Nobody picks all #1 seeds; aside from the fact that it’s never happened before, people want to prove they know a LITTLE more than the committee and they fully deserve that office pool money.
Frustrated with the NCAA? Fortunately you may still have a shot with a […]

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Miami Heat should be demoted to the NBDL

I follow the NBA pretty closely and I know that the Miami Heat absolutely (something you’d do to a lollipop.) But I had no idea just how bad it’s gotten until I was looking at their box score from a game against the Celtics Sunday.
D-Wade, Mourning, Marion, White Chocolate, Daequan Cook, Haslem, Marcus Banks, and […]

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