Don’t Order The Latte Macchiato

Professional tennis player, Tommy Haas, has the International Tennis Federation investigating what he thinks were some shenanigans pulled by Russia in the Davis Cup. Haas had to forfeit his match because he was unable to play with an assumed stomach virus. Later, Haas’ teammate was told by a anonymous Russian trainer that he was poisoned. Haas will travel to the U.S. to get further tests but was very shocked when he heard the news. He claims that the only thing that could have been poisoned would be his dessert or the Latte macchiato because no one else ordered them. Those sneaky Russians… in the Latte macchiato.

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