The Jacksonville Jaguars will reportedly name David Garrard as the season’s starter at QB. This also means that Byron Leftwich will be either traded or released. The Jaguars have already started shopping Leftwich around and I imagine there are quite a few suitors. The teams I see that are sketchy at QB are the Raiders, […]
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The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
Written by Steve Hofstetter, Adam Hofstetter, Cody Marley, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait
Harrah’s has announced that it intends to build an arena in Las Vegas capable of housing an NBA team. Tim Donaghy has already volunteered to referee all 41 home games.
The Houston Rockets have made a […]
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1. SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (15-1): These guys are really good. Usually teams with big name players on both sides of the ball don’t have great offensive and defensive lines for some reason. San Diego does. The only faults with this insanely loaded team are their secondary, which is masked by a ridiculous pass rush, and […]
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1. CINCINNATI BENGALS (12-4): Proving I can be unbiased, I believe the most dangerous team in the league is the Cincinnati Bengals. Most of the team got arrested last season, and they still made a decent playoff run. That’s also with Carson Palmer operating on a bum knee. When he’s totally healthy, Palmer’s as good […]
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The NFL announced today that they will not discipline Broncos RB Travis Henry for violating his child-support agreement. Henry, 28, has 9 kids from 9 different women in 4 different states. Take a moment for that to sink in. 9 kids from 9 women. I think that you can officially call Henry a dirty slut. […]
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Todd Marinovich, former Los Angeles Raiders QB and first-round draft pick, was arrested in Orange County last night. Police tried to stop him after catching him skateboarding(?) in a prohibited area. Marinovich, 38, fled on his SKATEBOARD but was found hiding with a guitar case full of methamphetamines and a needle. Marinovich played two seasons […]
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AFC EAST
1. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (11-5): It’s funny how time can help the hype machine die down. A month and a half ago everyone was sitting alone in their apartments screaming at the empty walls, “Who in the hell is going to beat the Patriots?!?” I agree they’re probably the best team in football, but […]
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